Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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