Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
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can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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