So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I party with great urgency now.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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