I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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