All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I miss vodka workout Fridays
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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