We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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