They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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