what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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