My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Blow job season was short but glorious.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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