weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
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Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
So squirting runs in the family.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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You are the jesus of drinking
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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