Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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