Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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