I want to have your abortion
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
you would pick up someone in the library
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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