No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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