whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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