Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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