When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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