Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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