Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
