i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So drunk its hurt
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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