i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
You can't special order awesome
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Randomize
