So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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