I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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