That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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