girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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