i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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