i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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