David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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