Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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