Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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