Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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