she takes plan B like it's going out of style
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
My dick has a subreddit
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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