nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
there was a trapeze. enough said
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
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What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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