How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
