Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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