Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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