you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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