Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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