Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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