I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
