think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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