Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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