Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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