that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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