Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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