My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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