Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize