i already hear my dad disowning me
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You need Xanax blowdarts
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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