so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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