just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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