Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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