He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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