His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Randomize
