Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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