go do what you do best...puke behind churches
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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