There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
