With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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