Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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