It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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