She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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