I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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