Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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